Tools and Inspiration for America's unsung heroes.
Published on April 15, 2004 By clayhenson In Humor
Salary: you don't get paid for overtime

Professional Atmosphere: you have to dress up everyday

Excellent Benefits: you get health care but no dental

Good Benefits: you get sick leave, but only after three years

Benefits: you get free coffee

Life/Disability Insurance Benefit: dangerous work

Flexible Hours: you have to stay late and/or work at home

Small School Division: you have to act like you know what you're doing

Growing School Division: you have to act like you know what you're doing

Established School Division: don't try to chage anything

Beginning-Level: you have to do the dirty work

On-the-job Training: you have to figure it out yourself

Team-Oriented: be prepared to take the blame

Career-minded: we want you to work here for 30 years

Apply in person: we discriminate against ulgy people

Fast-paced Environment: stressful

Work Independently: there will be no one to help you

Up to $50,000 a year: $20,000 starting

Computer Proficiency Required: we have old computers and no technical support

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