In the beginning was the plan
And then came the assumptions
And the assumptions were without form
And the plan was completely without substance
The Teachers told their Department Heads
"It's a crock of @#$% and it stinks!"
The Department Heads told the Assistant Principal
"It's a pail of dung and none may abide the odor."
The Assistant Principal told the Principal
"It's a container of excrement and it is very strong such that none may smell it."
The Principal told the Curriculum Coordinators
"It's a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength."
The Curriculum Coordinators told the Assistant Superintendent
"It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong."
The Assistant Superintendent told the Superintendent
"It promotes growth and it is very powerful."
The Superintendent told the School Board
"It is very strong and will promote growth and efficiency."
The School Board reviewed the plan and said
"It is good."
And the plan became policy.
MORAL:
This is how @#$% happens.